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*OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS*

A female Professor was invited for a lecture and the topic she chose to talk about was on *polygamy.* 
She talked on the essence of polygamy, why women should embrace polygamy and support their husbands towards achieving it. Her emphasis was that women should allow their husbands take additional wife without grudges, saying the benefit is enormous.

As she kept emphasising on the topic, a Lady from the audience raised her hand, stood up and introduced herself before speaking.

Lady: Professor, I really appreciate this topic because am  relieved of my fear, I never knew you are this simple and understanding. Your message has given me the opportunity to open up to you,
"I have been married to your husband for the past four years, and between us, we have a set of twins"

To the greatest surprise of all in the hall, the Professor slumped and was rushed to the hospital. After she was revived, she opened her eyes to see same lady standing by her bedside.

Lady: Professor, I have never set my eyes on your husband, I don't even know him, I made the statement to test you and you failed. 
Next time, please lecture on subjects that you can do or take !!

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